I call her "Princess Pancakes."
And as you can tell from this photo of her from a couple years ago when she was 22, it's pretty easy to see why.
Don't worry, Brianna.
Maybe one day you'll graduate out of your training bra.
Oh, and thank your ex-boyfriend, what's his name? Doug, right? For linking to a few pics of you from his Facebook page. Maybe you know the ones I'm talking about.
Don't worry. I won't re-post the topless ones of you or the one with your, um, mouth full (so to speak).
Even though you've been pretty mean to someone who drove several hours in the middle of the night to pick you up when your car broke down a few years ago.
